homification

Coming to the conclusion that the same sex object of your desire must be gay/lesbian, simply because you wish it so. Famous examples include Jake Gyllenhall, Hugh Jackman and Olympic diving champ Alexandre Despatie.

Blaine: "I'm telling you, Alexandre Despatie is gay."

Rod: "Sorry, but he's totally straight. Why do you think he's gay?"

Blaine: "Cuz he's too hot to be straight and I need to believe I've got a chance in hell with him."

Rod: "Resorting to homification is just pathetic."

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