Grailed

Sexdaily (dyslexic) version of railed.

Grail me baby!

"You know Mhairi?" "Damn, *bites lip* yeah." "She grailed me so hard last night!" "I'm so jealous!!"

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kallym

So annoying

That annoying chick kallym!

Mhairi

TOP. And I cannot stress this enough. TOP NOTCH GIRLFRIEND! Deserves the whole world!! Is incredibly sexy. Is super nice, so she sometimes lets people in that she shouldn't but once you show to her that you are worth her attention you will never need it from anyone else. She will stay by your side through everything and cares deeply for you. She loves with the passion of one thousand suns. That's a lot of suns.

Fear not because your saviour is here. In Gaelic Mhairi means Mary, the holy mother. Mhairi most definitely emulates this definition. She occasionally does mushrooms and would dance around trees in a green latex thong if it meant that everyone was having a good time.

Don't sleep on Mhairi's they are truly one of a kind! (Especially ones born on October 18th)

"Have you seen that girl, she's totally awesome!"
"Yeah. She's 100% a Mhairi!!!"
"You can feel the passion of 1000 suns radiating from her!"
"Truly the Holy Mother"

"Oh look, she's pulled out the green latex thong, everyone must be having a good time."
" Where is the tree she's going to dance around though?"
"Its just been planted and is now growing, don't worry, it just means everyone will be having a good time for a very long time"
"Thats what happens when you're with a Mhairi!"

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