nonsuch park

An enchanting area of natural beauty, found in Cheam, Surrey. Nonsuch Park (also known as "np") is the home to a charming mansion house and acres of delightful lawns, gardens, woodlands and muddy bogs.

Negative points include the fact that perverts hide in the bushes near Nonsuch School, and pikeys sometimes hang out in the bits towards North Cheam.

"Shall we go for a walk in np?"
"Yay!"

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straddle

to place both legs around something, as you would when riding a horse.

"gee, he's hot, i'd straddle him any day!"

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ebert

1.)last name
2.)also ebea - with french like accent

wow ebert! great game! ;)

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kalias

A person who has little or no money and relies on handouts from seduced Cougars.

kick that kalias out

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HABs

(A group of) husbands and boyfriends. See WAGs.

England's HABs used the presence of their WAGs in Germany as an excuse for their poor showing in the 2006 World Cup, when really they just played shit.

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Tinky-Winky La La

Tinky-Winky La La derived from the Teli-Tubi language. This translates into English as (in a high pitched voice) “I am humping a large whale suckas”

I Tinky-Winky La La-ed last night bros.

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healthy

Something cool, off the hook, like "sick"

Many, that air was healthy!

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