lame life

The absolute worst state a human can be in. Usually relevant to Military personnel of whom are tired of the service, specifically the lack of logic which can be found in the Military.

Josh : "How's it going Michael?"
Michael : "Bro I am so mad I had to go to the base just to get one fucking paper"
Josh : "Lame life"

Down astronomically

A much worse version of down bad. Some would say it's an expansion to down catastrophic.

Alex : damn bro my Brazzers subscription expired. Now I have to watch free porn.
John : Bro you had a Brazzers subscription? God damn you are down astronomically.

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get the hell up outta here

A more agressive way to tell someone to get out of here. Can also be used after someone said a dumb thing.

We need to get this nigga the hell up outta here. He is one annoying motherfucker.

Dude I just had a nasty 720 cumburst on some nice tits.

Dude get the hell up outta here with that 10 year ass shit nigga

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