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To use your phone to complete activities you'd normally do in the office. Often used to justify extended lunch engagements.
"Tessa, are you sure that going to lunch with Andy is such a great idea? You know how busy we are this afternoon...."
"Hey, chill out Lucy, it's fine: I'll be working from phone."
A presentation that you really hate working on, usually in powerpoint.
Tarek would have liked nothing more than to stay in the pub all afternoon, however he was forced to go back to the office to work on the dreaded 900 slide client resentation for Friday.
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Dystextia is when you misspell a word whilst typing an SMS message into your mobile phone. Often exacerbated by over-sized thumbs or excessive alcohol consumption.
what the hell does this text message from Greg mean?" "I'm not sure but it's three in the afternoon on a Friday and his dystextia is often bad at this time after all those wines at lunch.
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A measure of one's sexual activity and its impact.
John tended to avoid sex on a Sunday in an attempt to off-set his carnal footprint.
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An advertisement unquestioningly written for a male audience/client, usually augmented by an excessive display of female flesh to make it popular with either/both parties.
Did you see the new Lynx advert? The girls were pretty much naked!" "Don't worry, Sally, that was just a bit of ladvertising. I'm sure Robbie appreciated it, even if you didn't.
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It was so hot in Flaine on the ski holiday that the girls had no choice but to sport a biskini on the slopes. None of the instructors seems to mind too much.
An expensive piece of technological equipment from apple that rarely functions/gets lost/become superceeded by the why-pad2.
After she had spent 2 hours unsuccessfully trying to download the document, Rhiannon was beginning to question the reasons she'd been so excited about getting the why-pad in the first place.