ringing the liberty bell

when a dude takes a dump SO large that it comes back up outta' the toilet ball and hits his balls

meagan, "Man, what took you so long in there?"
Unky Brad, "Whoa! Dude! I was just ringing the liberty bell!"
meagan, "Did you at least take a picture?"
Unky Brad, "Na, but I didn't flush"

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