Bizznuble

The word "Bubble" in the Z-tense.

This spa is cold. Turn up the bizznubles.

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Bullshit

My grade on my economics midterm.

This is bullshit.

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Clay

A state of mind where one lets loose and becomes super funny and kind of weird

Rock on those shrooms are really getting to me next thing you know I'll have clay.

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Balls-Out

Full-count at a basball game.

"Top of the 6th, shortstop Tony Smith is going Balls-Out tonight."

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flatscan

One who does not understand computers, or one who harbors a deep-rooted dislike for computers or the Internet.
From the X-Men term "flatscan", a derogatory term for non-mutants. As the mutants considered themselves the next step in human evolution, "flatscans" were those who would be left behind as the world progressed. A similar fate awaits those who dislike or cannot comprehend computers, and the cyber community adapted the term to mean non-cyber rather than non-mutant.

Flatscans generally need to call tech support for such complicated steps as opening Microsoft Word, and never remember to check their email.

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