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ecosexual

People who cum in naturally created things instead of female holes

Guy 1: clarence is an ecosexual
Guy 2: whats that
Fucking Clarence: me i put my pp in rocks because they are harder than me when i see a girl hahaha

by clayxbh December 4, 2019

10👍 2👎


`1234567890-=~!@#$%*()_+=-0987654321`+_)(*&$#@!~

moving your finger left to right across the top row of keys, holding shift, then doing it again, then moving it right to left, holding shift, and doing it again, which signifies lardass amounts of boredom

im so bored `1234567890-=~!@#$%*()_+=-0987654321`+_)(*&$#@!~

by clayxbh December 3, 2019

46👍 16👎


Ugly Mr.PooPoo

you looked this up because somebody called you this but dont worry, on the inside you are Pretty Ms.PeePee

Guy 1: someone called me ugly mr.poopoo
Guy 2: shut the fuck up dipshit

by clayxbh December 3, 2019


Kevin

the name of someone who thinks he is funny

kevin thinks hes funny i hope he gets hit by 20 trucks on the highway and his body is eaten by predators so that he doesnt get a funeral and nobody knows hes dead

by clayxbh December 3, 2019

2👍 1👎


-.-. .-.. --- .-. --- -..- / -... .-.. . .- -.-. ....

morse code for a beverage

U.S. soldier: i was told to drink -.-. .-.. --- .-. --- -..- / -... .-.. . .- -.-. .... in our morse code machine.

by clayxbh December 3, 2019