stained glass window

Slang for a girl who recently lost her virginity.

Jack: Holly used to seem so innocent and pure.
Himmler: She's nothing but a stained glass window now.

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sherminator

(morgan)

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suburban dictionary

Dictionary lacking an index; usually short enough not to require one.

Dre: Yo Webster, where the index at?
Webster: Son, calm down. The dictionary you are using is rather abriged. I do believe there is no need for an index in your suburban dictionary.

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a blonder

Someone who enjoys the aroma of his own urine after the consumption of asparagus.

Dude, you're such a blonder!

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tactical

The threat or action of doing bodily harm to someone, usually with bare hands.

Dude, you'd best get outta my grill before I go tactical on 'yo ass.

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