Carlos Mencia

a mexican comedian who offends everybody. he is hilarious and is the host of a crappy show on comedy central.

watch carlos mencia's stand-up, not his show.

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Dick Cheney

the evil behind congress and our "president". often suffers from heart attacks.

"hey uncle dick. did you support going to war to make profits from your halliburton stock?"

"of course not!(grabs left arm) help me!"

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sleepers

a terrifying movie featuring kevin bacon as the worlds scariest detention center guard

kid: What do you want?

kevin bacon: A blowjob. down on your knees.

if you want to not sleep at night, watch sleepers

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american idiot

an album that has been mistakingly compared to the who's "tommy" album. yes, the songs combined do tell a story, just like "tommy," but in no way is it as good as tommy or even the worst album the who could come up with. green day is a fake-punk band and people think that they are punk for listening to green day and skateboarding. that is 100% incorrect. spiking your hair, cutting your wrists, and shopping at hot topic does not make you punk, neither does listening to american idiot.

educated person: do you know who the first punk band was?

emo/fake punk: totally green day man! either them or my chemical romance? or is it blink 182?

educated person: you need to be shot.

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paris hilton

the rare form of a flat and slutty rich girl who is on the cover of every tabloid. she has never worked and enjoys giving fellatio.

the paris perfume collection smells like cum.

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The Kinks

a really good and underrated british rock band. some consider them as early punks. best songs are you really got me, dead end street, destroyer, all day and all of the night, and many others.

a lot of the kinks songs have been bastardised

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escalade

car of choice for drug dealers, rappers, and guys with small penises

the escalade has weed in the back

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