bill maher

a political, atheist comedian who doesn't hate america, but is embarressed by it

"We have been the cowards lobbing cruise missiles from 2,000 miles away. That's cowardly. Staying in the airplane when it hits the building, say what you want about it, it's not cowardly."

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Shaq

to be payed 28 million dollars a year for 20 points and 10 rebounds a game and only 40 double-doubles in a season, along with 47 percent free throw shooting and 18 points per game in the playoffs

shaq has a larger salary than the entire charlotte bobcats team

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Kobe

to throw a condom in a garbage can after having sex with a mentally-retarded, blonde, white woman on the back of a chair in a hotel room in colorado.

i swear! it was consensual!

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apocalypse

the day that george bush gets reelected, so i guess the apocalypse has already happened

a monkey being reelected? how can so many people be so stupid?

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mr. burns

very old and weak powerplant owner and boss of homer simpson

"What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man?"

"Why, my good man, you're the fattest thing I've ever seen, and I've been on safari."

"Ex-cellent."

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mantasy

The ultimate combination of taking a large dump while getting blown, eating pizza, drinking beer, watching the superbowl, and stabbing rosie o'donnell

my mantasy is better than your mantasy

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Avril Lavigne

the sorriest excuse for a punk. the bitch sings hormonal pop music, which is also known as emo. almost as bad as ashlee simpson

avril is in no way punk rawk.

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