Mchkhkmkmkkhkmmm

The noise that one makes when smacking one's lips while sleeping

Friend 1: Mchkhkmkmkkhkmmm

Friend 2: Shut the fuck up (gets pillow to smother Friend 1).

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front

something that covers up a mafia family's real "business"

in the "godfather" movie, the corleone family's front is an olive oil business

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Al Pacino

along with de niro and nicholson, he is the best actor of his generation. although his recent movies have sucked balls, he still makes them watchable because of his presence and extraordinary acting

al pacino has only one oscar. ONE!!!!

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Karl Rove

george bush's engine/ventriloquist

also goes by turd blossom

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George Bush

a close relative of the monkey that has been given the opportunity to lead a nation that strangly loves him.

i would love to tell you why bush sucks, but i have to go somewhere next week and i don't want to be late

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meth

the leading cash crop in oregon, kentucky, virginia, north carolina, ohio, kansas, california, florida, georgia, tennessee, illinois, washington, and other states

street names: crank, 222, anny, chalk, ned, kibble, shab, patsie, slammers, rails, bulber, go

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jail punk

the bitch in a prison. they are usually in jail for tax evasion or molesting their children. these are the guys who cry on their first night and try to avoid the scary black men who stare at them and have the bottom of their shirts tied in a knot. jail punks get pounded in the anus quite often in the shower and in their cell. they usually get protection from the black guy they share their cell with, even though that is the same guy plowing them every night.

burly black guy wearing lipstick: hey, boy! get ova he'a. we is gonna play ourselves some pony express!

jail punk: yessir. please be gentle.

burly black guy wearing lipstick: NOT TODAY, BOY! DROP THEM PANTIES!

jail punk: YESSIR!

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