mr. burns

very old and weak powerplant owner and boss of homer simpson

"What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man?"

"Why, my good man, you're the fattest thing I've ever seen, and I've been on safari."

"Ex-cellent."

204👍 61👎

mantasy

The ultimate combination of taking a large dump while getting blown, eating pizza, drinking beer, watching the superbowl, and stabbing rosie o'donnell

my mantasy is better than your mantasy

10👍 15👎

Avril Lavigne

the sorriest excuse for a punk. the bitch sings hormonal pop music, which is also known as emo. almost as bad as ashlee simpson

avril is in no way punk rawk.

406👍 429👎

Mchkhkmkmkkhkmmm

The noise that one makes when smacking one's lips while sleeping

Friend 1: Mchkhkmkmkkhkmmm

Friend 2: Shut the fuck up (gets pillow to smother Friend 1).

5👍 7👎

front

something that covers up a mafia family's real "business"

in the "godfather" movie, the corleone family's front is an olive oil business

298👍 137👎

moe syzlak

bartender on the simpsons. moe is incredibly ugly, stupid, and has a great voice.

Hiya Homa!

I got some secrets. Some dark, dark secrets.

96👍 13👎

jail punk

the bitch in a prison. they are usually in jail for tax evasion or molesting their children. these are the guys who cry on their first night and try to avoid the scary black men who stare at them and have the bottom of their shirts tied in a knot. jail punks get pounded in the anus quite often in the shower and in their cell. they usually get protection from the black guy they share their cell with, even though that is the same guy plowing them every night.

burly black guy wearing lipstick: hey, boy! get ova he'a. we is gonna play ourselves some pony express!

jail punk: yessir. please be gentle.

burly black guy wearing lipstick: NOT TODAY, BOY! DROP THEM PANTIES!

jail punk: YESSIR!

78👍 34👎