yarncake

An extremely attractive man who will cuddle you while crocheting you a cardigan.

Woman 1: Becky did you check out Eugene at The Frayed Knot today?
Woman 2: You know I did Susan. That tasty yarncake can finger crochet me any day.

shemotion

noun| shee • mo • shun

The emotional reaction a female has when she expresses a feeling for which there is no factual basis. The gendered companion word to hemotion.

Female A: “Becky, I can’t believe I’m saying this, but that 40 year old guy over there is actually kinda cute.”
Female B: “Stop right there girl. He’s almost twenty years older than you. Your shemotions are scaring me right now.”