hunk

strong, sexy, smooth, muscular, confident, brave, able to overcome any obstacle, taller than daniel f***ing “henry”.

wow! matthew is such a hunk

snickle onesum

a snickle onesum is the act of a female masturbating to the thought of a man she can never have. may that horny woman forever be lonely.

“later i plan on partaking in a snickle onesum because i have nothing better to do !”