biochemist

A euphemism employed by science teachers in situations where it is inappropriate to use the word cunt, which accurately describes the world's most heinous inhabitants.

"He's a right biochemist."

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skag off

To provide somebody with heroin
in a bid to lose their company.

1) Shall we skag off Mark again?

2) Lisa skagged 'er fella off to pop round tonight ferra tup.
3) the nurse skagged mi nan off cos t' tumour were 'urtin' 'er.