manjugs

noun; manjugs

1. oversized or abnormally large male breasts.

1. While deployed in Kuwait, Clint furiously groped his manjugs during masturbation. He was very lonely.

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settle down

It means to get married or commit to a monogamous relationship; probably the two most indicative words for the situation itself, born of a word that can mean "to move downward; sink, or descend," "to subdue," and "to conclude," and a word that means the "opposite of up."

"Man looks like Lester finally had to settle down and give up the player lifestyle...man, and settle isn't wrong!"

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Martin

Martin is a another name for a complete and utter dickhead. Martins are normally copy cats and pussy's towards others. Do be warned that if you try to throw a punch at a Martin he will simply run away! DO NOT EVER invite a Martin to your house as he will simply whine that he wants to go home.
Martin's are usually Asian and tanned colour!
MARTINS HAVE ABNORMALLY LARGE DICKS

Have you seen Martin today he is a complete dick!

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homovertones

Having distinctly homosexual themes; a pervasive sense of homoeroticism.

"I went to Josh's place; he says he decorated himself and I tell you, some serious homovertones. I wonder about that guy..."

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Bamboozle

1: To trick someone with a clever ruse; to deceive without good intentions.

2: To trick someone into letting you shit in their face, which is both a clever ruse and is void of good intention.

Last night at Reginald's house, things got a little out of hand, and I bamboozled some bitch when she was looking the other way.

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Hobo Tech

Homeless fashion statement.

"Dude, that Bum's pants are so fuckin Hobo Tech...

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dick hand

noun; A condition often observed after a man masturbates, or when a woman gropes a man's genitals, and fails to wash his/her hands sufficiently or at all afterwards. Symptoms may be less or more severe depending on the frequency and thoroughness with which the male washes his penis, and may include foul odor, damp skin, and in severe cases, the presence of semen on the sufferer's hand(s).

Even without close examination, I could tell by the smell that Tyler had contracted a severe case of dick hand.

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