postjulianoscopy

After probing somebodies ass with a wooden spoon, to proceed to use orange juice in an attempt to simulate a tropical environment. He then plunges the already crud covered spoon into his patner's mouth until said partner rolphs. The object is to produce a vomit that could be passed off as corn chowder.

Pat: damn playa that was one hell of a post julianoscopy

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pittsnogler

pittsnogler

n. 1) a man who guides another man's penis into a 3rd man's asshole
2) a fluffer for gay porn

The pittsnogler got the actor ready for his scene.

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pussy bandit

1. noun.

a. A male who, often through means of manipulation and deception, attempts to gain the physical affection of a female who is already committed to another person. Common motives include; jealousy, or the need to compensate for feelings of inferiority to the victim; uncontrollable sex drive; or simple spite or malicious intent.

{Pussy from Low German puse + Bandit from Italian bandito}

1. That filthy pussy bandit SPC Espino tried to steal Matt's woman, but fortunately, he was cock blocked and failed miserably. Maybe, it's because he has an incredibly severe case of dick hand.

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startrek

A show that, despite it's long history and fame, is to this day viewed only by obese homosexual stamp-collecting faggots, who at best might make love to a microwaved bagel. A popular debate topic as of now is how William Shatner ever found work or intercourse after his time on the show.

Me and my friends plan to go to my house and play Pokemon and watch Startrek- just not too late cuz my bedtime is 5:30.

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techack

1) A very intuitive person who just happens to be able to figure out technology just by playing around with it, usually without any prior experience with said technology. This person is able to figure out any technology, from cell phones, to car stereos, to paper shredders.

2) Never needs instructions on assembly of any new technology and always does it right.

Yogi's such a techack. He's never even used that cell phone before and he's managed to program his own ring.

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citricum

from the Latin citron + Cum, slang for sperm, from Greek spermos

1. noun; citricum

a. The product of consuming vast amounts of citrus fruits to deliberately induce a pleasant, sometimes fruity taste in ones cum

2. verb; to citricum, citricame, citricumming, citricums

a. To ejaculate citricum.

1. This citricum is so delicious, high in protien and low in calories. I think I'll share it with SPC Jun.

2. After I citricame on Jun, I threw him out of bed and called him a whore.

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popkin

Old southern term for sandwich.

Bob please make me a peanut butter and jelly popkin.

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