Tivo

1. noun- A very capable digital video recorder that can record more than one TV/Cable/Satellite show at once. This device requires no tape nor disk, but requires a monthly or lifetime subscription to work. It allows you to record, pause, fast forward, rewind, etc., with ease. It uses subscriber feedback and recording history to make "Tivo suggestions", or recordings you haven't asked for that Tivo (the company) believes that you will like. Likely the one thing that scares television advertizers the most.

2. noun- The company who engineered and marketed the Tivo device.

3. verb- The act of using a Tivo machine to record a show.

My Tivo only cost me $99, but saved me a ton on videotapes.

Tivo had my Tivo record Fahrenheit 51 last night. I'm really surprised, but I like that show!

Mom, I told you I wanted to Tivo Crankyankers last night!

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fuckeneh

a canadian word used to express either anger or surprise

Americans: you hosers just lost all your money

Canadians: FUCKENEH!!

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Discipline the Simian

Discipline like spank, and simian as "relating to an ape or monkey." So it's a fancy way of saying "spank the monkey"

Dave: "Yeah, I saw that guy, he looked pretty hot."

Chris: "Fuck yeah. Excuse me I think I need to go uh...discipline my simian if you know what I mean."

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milking the cock

verb. milked the cock, milk the cock, milking the cock, milks the cock

The practice of removing excess semen from the urethra after ejaculation, usually by applying pressure beginning just forward of the scrotum and moving up towards the head of the penis.

After brutally reaming Jason L's ass for over three hours, I finnaly came, and afterwards, milked the cock.

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rambunctious jizz

noun; rambunctious jizz

1. semen that, during or after ejaculation, accidentally comes into contact with objects such as furniture, clothes, paperwork, and people or body parts (especially genitals).

1. After a terrific hand job, my rambunctious jizz flew onto Jon C's bed, chair, wall, face, shirt sleave, television, hair, carpet, window, shoes, hat, ceiling, DVD player, dresser, clock, camera, mother, trophies, door knob, light switch, and NES.

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californicate

1. verb - The act of migration from California to other states in search of cheaper housing, better morals, and lack of gangs, drugs, prostitution, etc. Instead, they drive up house prices whereever they move to, and bring their low morals, gangs, drugs, and prostitution to the other states.

2. verb - The performance of sexual acts with a person higher-up in the movie industry in order to be in a Hollywood movie, made famous in a song by the Red Hot Chili Peppers.

3. verb - The combination of the words California and fornicate to signify the despicable acts defined above. See californication.

1. Don't californicate Utah!

2. She had to californicate just to be an extra on the set for that movie.

3. They want to californicate the whole nation.

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Phobos

noun- The largest moon of Mars, named after one of the chief horsemen of Mars, the Roman god of war. Literally means "Fear".

NASA is looking at the possibility of sending a lander to phobos to get better pictures of the planet Mars.

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