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Getting head while shaving in the shower.
Jesse: Katie gave me a sensor excel-lent for my birthday.
Dan: She's a keeper.
This is when you can't get a Christmas song out of your head and are forced to make up new lyrics for it in order to keep it interesting.
Joe: Have you been to the mall lately?
Fred: Yeah, unfortunately I have dude, all I got was a bad case of Jingle Hell Rock.