Bag

Bi-annual gay

Don't get it confused with full fledged gays, a bag is a straight person who once every 2 years will have a gay experience.

Feckford: Hey Ollie you dirty bag, fancy coming back to my place tonight, have a little wine, see where the night takes us?

Ollie: I would love to, but I had a bum last night. Sorry.

Feckford: God damn it! 2 more years, ill pencil it into my personal organiser.

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