Gag drag

When a drag of a cigarette causes a gag reflex

Dude I just had the worst gag drag in the car and nearly vomited on myself

gag drag

When a draw of a cigarette is followed by a gag reflex

Dude I just had the biggest gag drag in the car, I nearly vomited on myself

D AP

Abbreviation of Dick Appointment

You can’t sleep in my bed tonight, I have a D AP