bear flag

A flag based on the concept of the rainbow flag (signifying gays in general). Instead of using traditional rainbow colors it uses the colors of bear fur and has a bear paw print in the upper left hand corner (indicating gay men who are bears).

1. The bear flag was a common site at the gay pride parade.

2. James was very proud that if he were gay he is hairy enough to display the bear flag.

3. His profile online showed a bear flag but when I met him in person he turned out to be a total twink.

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volatile vagina

An extremely foul smelling vagina. Typically makes you gag as soon as the woman's panties are removed.

Example 1:
"Me and my girlfriend can't have sex by candlelight, I'm afraid her volatile vagina will set off an explosion."

Example 2:
"She tried to get a job as a prostitute, but her vagina is banned by the EPA because its VOC level is too high."

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Wagon ruts

A word for describing when a woman's pants are pulled up so tight you can see her beef curtains. This has the resemblance of tracks left by a wagon wheel. Observing said event can be enjoyable yet leads to penis frustration since it makes you want to have sex with her. The term is synonymous with camel toe.

1. "Her wagon ruts made my dick want to travel the oregon trail."

2. "I'm no Stephen Hawking but her wagon ruts are sooo deep her vagina might be a black hole."

3. "The fabric of her pants created wagon ruts as it tried to traverse her cavernous poon."

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pubic burka

A veil of pubic hair protecting the identity of ones vagina

1. Her pubic burka prevented me from noticing she had herpes.

2. I did not know she was muslim until I took off her pants and saw her pubic burka.

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blackspicious

The distrustful or suspicious feeling a white person has whenever they see a black person, or a group of black people engaging in some sort of activity.

Situation:
White Cop: "Do you know why I pulled you over"
Black guy: "No"
White Cop: "Well your black, your driving a car, so your blackspicious; please step out of the vehicle"

Statements:
1."This area is a little blackspicious we should roll up the windows if we're going to be playing rap music"

2."Anytime I see black people doing anything I'm always a little blackspicious"

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honey badgertards

A person or group of people, typically women, who find the honey badger YouTube video much funnier than it actually is. They are stupidly obsessed with using the term honey badger or quotes from the video in everyday conversations. They will even make group t-shirts with honey badgers printed on them.

Situation 1:
Person 1: "Oh my god have you seen the honey badger video? It is sooo hilarious."

Person 2: "I know we should get t-shirts made for our group and call ourselves the honey badgers. I doubt anyone has ever done that."

Person 1: "Yeah we will be original and badass!"

Situation 2:
Person 1: "I'm so upset that my boyfriend broke up with me."

Person 2: "You should just be like the honey badger, honey badger don't give a shit."

Person 3: "Shut the fuck up!, that video is not funny and that quote is stupid, your both a couple of honey badgertards."

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beaver nuggets

Another term for labias, such as vagina lips.

1. "Her jeans were so tight they exposed her beaver nuggets."

2. "I acted like Moses and parted the beaver nuggets last night."

3. (Talking to Lindsay Lohan) "Your beaver nuggets look like beef tartar"

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