Tragedeigh

(Pronounced: tragedy)

When parents overcomplicate the spellings of names in order for their child’s name to sound ✨u n I q U E✨. That’s a tragedeigh. These aren’t to be mistaken for names from other languages, though. Some examples include Londynn (London), Crimzynn (Crimson), Ashleigh (Ashley), and Myrrandah (Miranda). Other times, the names are completely unrecognizable, like Klansmyn, Sausage, and Glhynnyl.

Student 1: My name is Wednesdeigh.
Student 2, under their breath: That’s a real tragedeigh right there.

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2 A.M. Brain

A result of staying up into the late hours of the night. Symptoms include tiredness, an urge to laugh at almost everything, strange thoughts, and other typical sleep-deprivation symptoms.

Person A: Check out this snail I found. *holds up snail*
Person B: BAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA-
Person A: Yep, they’ve got 2 A.M. Brain.

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