Bartholomew

Bartholomew is a very smart person that brings good to all around him. He is very polite like a typical British person. Also, they are commonly known to grow up as a butler. A "Bartholomew" can be an extraordinary compliment to all those that wish to be smart. Large genitalia.

Oh boy, he is a real Bartholomew

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Mike

A person that is normally very overweight. Gets drunk often, and talks to SMALL British children on the internet. A mike plays video games that involve underage Japanese animated females. A mike has a large heart and small genitalia. He plays many other games with underage British kids on twitch for a profit. Overall he is a baller

Oh jee, he sure is a Mike today

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