slipknot

A formation of 9 (yes, NINE) talentless sellouts that come together and create an eardrum-splitting noise pollution that some tasteless people call "music." They also like to perform in attire that most likely came out of a Halloween-themed flea market.

John: Man, im in the mood for some good music by some talented artists.
Tim: Well, dont listen to slipknot then, they have FOUR percussionists.
John: Four? Wow, they MUST have no talent if it takes 4 of them to do what most bands can do with just 1 drummer.
Tim: Your right, lets listen to some Red Hot Chili Peppers. Hell, lets go to a pig slaughterhouse and listen, it probably sounds better than Slipknot!

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