brain wash

Two guys are getting hand jobs from a girl, and when they're about to cum, one guy shoves his dick in the girls left ear, and the other shoves his dick in her right ear.

This girl couldn't hear for a week after i gave her a brain wash

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hooked

When you get a fish hook with a weak string attatched to it, and shove it up a girls pussy or asshole. Then you pull the string until it breaks, so the hook will be stuck.

i hooked this guys mom yesterday..fuck..his dad was mad at me.

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Spicy Taco

This is when you get anything spicy (tabasco, salsa), or anything else spicy that you would eat, and dump them into a pussy. When you start licking her pussy, it will taste good. Like a taco.

My girlfriend gave me the worst head when were were 69ing. So i decided to put some tabasco sauce up her pussy. Dayum. I didnt even notice her bad head when i was tasting that spicy taco!

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