Jessica

Latin for "lazy". Japanese for "sleeps a lot". Portuguese for "rested". Spanish for "yes I can sleep forever". She is well rested at all times. Ready to nap at all times. Knows the best positions to lay down in. Gives cuddling a new meaning. Her outermost layer of skin is called the "epiwarmis" which produces enough heat for 6 people. Has the biggest bed in the world which she so happily calls her "Jurrasica" sized bed. Snorlax worships her.

You look well rested...you wouldn't happen to be a Jessica, would you?

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