Butterface

(BUT-HER-FACE) A terrible and frustrating condition, whereby a girl has the body of a goddess, but the face of troll. Often associated with Gemini Syndrome, this condition causes almost instant flaccidity in men with self respect.

1."Ooh she looks hot! Wait..wait, she turning around.....Shit!Mayday!Mayday! We've got a Butterface situation here!

2."Damn! Everything looks good BUT-HER-FACE!"

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kirk

aloof, mysterious, misunderstood, creative, wise, understanding, empathetic, carries the weight of the world on his shoulders. Constantly thinking big, a humanitarian, philosophical, intelligent. Very slow to anger, but when pushed to breaking point, fights like a demon. periodically lapses into bouts of depression. A romantic (secretly) prefers to play it cool, a drifter. Potentially as bad-ass as John Connor. His presence lingers. A spectre at times, dissappearing into the ether.

I got distracted by a passing gypsy, and then - like a kirk - he was gone!....

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