Deaver Bam

The sexual act of a girl licking the bottom rear side of the scrotum, or coinpurse as we say in my town, with the tip of her nose in a mans anus. He then proceeds to grip her throat to stop her breathing then releases immediately post-fart so that her first breath consists a lungful of epic gaseous glory.

Thou shalt not deaver bam.

Dude she deaver bam's like fat bitches eat cake

Deaver bams are messy after eating Chipotle

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Fraternity

A homoerotic group of males that stand around a keg, talking about how drunk they were the night before. In between cat calls and passing out they like to fight and jerk each other off.

A: "Hey man, you going to that fraternity party tonight."

B: "Are you kidding? I'd rather watch Sex in the City, naked with a snapple bottle jammed up my ass."

A: "Yeah, fuck those fraternity fags."

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rafferty

comma Gerry.

Blazed artist during the 70's who's only hit was "Baker Street." Coincidently, this song involves no vocals, which are the obvious downfall of all his other music.

A: "Hey man, have you heard that song, "Stuck in the Middle With You?""

B: "You mean the one by Stealers Wheel?"

A: "Suck my dick you piece of shit. Gerry Rafferty and your mom can both eat my ass."

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