Sick Bay Commando

Any member of the Armed Forces that is either constantly at a medical facility, constantly complaining of being sick or injured, or both. In general, these are the people who work harder trying to get out of work than they would by doing the initial tasks assigned to them.

SGT: Hey, where is PFC Blake?

CPL: He is at medical.

SGT: WHAT!? AGAIN!? That guy is a freaking sick bay commando. He is worthless. I guess we will all have to carry the load for him again, as always.

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throat plunger

/THrōt /ˈplənjər/

1. Any food that is phallic in nature (eg. Bananas, corn dogs, popsicles)

2. An erect penis

Look at that dude over there wolfing down that throat plunger!!!

Damn!!! She swallowed that throat plunger like a champ!!!