emo

A member of the emo community has 3 main ingredients.

They are as follows:
1. Blood.
2. Their emo friends' blood.
3. ipod.

They tend to lurk in the dark sides of the hallway along with the lesbians, bisexuals, geeks, and skater punks(faggots).
Their main form of initiation into their group is by:
1. Dying their hair.
2. Covering one eye with their hair.
3. Making their myspace names the lyrics of emo songs.
3B. and constantly changing those names.
3C. Constantly taking pictures of themselves and putting it on their myspace.
4. Emo guys also tend to wear gay jeans that are for girls.

After initiation emos are not allowed to associate with anyone who wears or acts as follows:
1. Everything but Hot Topic
2. Happy thoughts
3. Is not gay.

Emos tend to take 10-15 years to develop from birth, this is why if you are in 5th or 6th grade you probably will not see a very large emo population. Enjoy it while it lasts because once you enter middle school you will begin to get overflowed with the emos.

Disclaimer: I do not experiment on the emos I just see them so much.

Emma(10 years old): I'll never become an emo! There probably is no such thing as an emo.

3 years later

Emma(13 years old): Omg I hate my life *slit* AHH THE BLOOD I LOVE THE BLOOD!!!

BEWARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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