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When you are very hung over and you have alcohol induced diarrhoea
Awww man I woke up today and ran straight to the toilet hangover shits everywhere!
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A morbidly obese person that somehow manages to be completely silent when walking.
Wow that Mandy is a total Scouttleque i didn't even know she was there until I smelt her
When you have had a hard night on the cocaine and beer, and the wife asks for sex but your penis behaves like a drunken noodle
Billy got home from the party and his wife was up for some hole pumping but when she put her hands down his pants she was very disappointed as all she found was a drunken noodle.
A dog in someone's back garden that thinks it's a wolf and howls all day and night
That fucking ware-dog is out again trying to raise an army or something
Bloeme is the hottest thickest person I've ever met. She's totally a chill mothafucker and should always end up with someone named ZACH
Wow bloemes and zach are an otp
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When you're sitting on the toilet waiting for that last piece of shite to drop off the hairs of your arse
Sue: come out jim you have been in there for an hour
Jim: SHITEWAIT!!! Sue you dirty greasy whore