real pineapple

HA! Your stupid enough to search "real pineapple"? Pineapples aren't real, you only see them if you take drugs.

Person 1: I saw a pineapple the other day, a real pineapple!
Person 2: No. You took drugs the other day, real drugs.

ajedkĝkddh

Something people say when the're either surprised or angry.

What the ajedkĝkddh is that?!?!
ajedkĝkddh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!