Candy-ass

(Noun) A younger, fine-piece-of-ass girl. Often petite, slim, and optionally wearing heavy makeup. A honey you'd love to get with.

"Dude, Nicole is such a candy-ass."
"I'm gonna go give that candy-ass my number"

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Bropiphany

(Noun) A Bropihpany happens when two or more Bros come to a shared realization simultaneously. A true Bropiphany often concerns a Bro topic such as females or cars.

Jessica was trying to talk to Jackson but he seemed rather distracted. Karl, Chris and Jackson all realized he was busy thinking about the anatomy of a female. When they verbally indicated this at exactly the same time, they had a Bropiphany.

Jackson: "I was too busy thinking about sucking milk from a girl's tit."
Karl: "You were too busy thinking about sucking a tit."
Craig: "You were too busy thinking about a breast."
All three: "WOAH Dude."