NFL Street

the best damn game ever produced by the best damn company ever that got canceled because fucking hipsters say it is too unrealistic

"Hey, are you excited for NFL Street 4?"
"I would be, but EA Big got cancelled because their games are too unrealistic."

Red Horn

When a guy has sex with a girl who is on her period, and his penis gets bloody from the girl's vagina.

Phil: Dude, I accidently did my girl on the time of the month, and got a red horn!
Jace: Why would you tell me that? That is nasty!

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Cut the Tax

A game similar to "Cut the Rope". The levels take place in Washington D.C. and instead of a little white line shown as a cut, Obama flies through with a Katana. Instead of feeding a green monster eating candy, it is just ANOTHER Obama waiting to cut the taxes the first Obama releases from the ceiling that is too damn high.

Jimmy: Have you played "Cut the Rope"?
Phil: That game is too old. I play "Cut the Tax"!

asian voodoo

an act where an Asian pulls off eastern black magic in the name of honor

I would've won the sword fight, but Jace used his Asian voodoo to win.

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