Lisztomania

A: A feverish enthusiasm for the music of Liszt
B: the best song by Phoenix (French band)

Person 1 “ Run, Run, Run is the better than lisztomania”
Me: ”I respect your opinion but you’re wrong”

Frige

Fridge misspelled

Me”it’s spelled f-r-i-d-g-e”
Someone”f-r-I-g-e”
Me “not frige! Fridge!”

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T H I C C M I L K

Dani’s Favourite drink

Me: “I got some T H I C C M I L K”
Dani “noice”

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Can

Metal cylinder with food

Me”got the can”
You”k”

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In a theory

A game theeooorrryyy

Someone”in a theory”
Me, who wasn’t listening”what?”

small mac

The opposite of a Big Mac. Because the Big Mac does exist and the small Mac doesn’t.

Someone”I wanna small Mac”
Worker”that doesn’t exist”
Someone”oh”

C H A I R

God.

Me “C H A I R”
You “noice”

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