Poopytrip

Tripping on mushrooms during a movie at a cinema. While seeing the movie, the intensity of the sound and picture makes you poop your pants.

Seeing The Dark Knight at the IMAX on shrooms gave me a massive poopytrip. The seat I was in will have to be removed.

Home Run

When a male masturbates with his laptop on his stomach and when at orgasm, ejaculates semen over the laptop screen.

I came so much I hit a home run!

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