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MVP

The Most Valuable Player. The player with the most skill, who contributes the most to their team. Used mainly in sports and video games.

Unfortunately, this term was hijacked by retards who watch Jersey Shore, who now think it stands for Mike Vinny Paul or some shit.

Me: He was totally MVP during that game

Friend: Mike, Vinny, and Paul?

Me: *facepalm. I don't know why I'm even talking to you

by colder November 23, 2011

1673πŸ‘ 394πŸ‘Ž


Macro

The ability in RTS games to constantly produce units, keep a strong economy going, and build up a base. The opposite of micro, which involves controlling individual units.

In other words, keeping your money down (always spending it on units), your income up (by building workers to collect resources), and your army larger than your opponent's.

Zerg (from Starcraft) is a macro-intensive race, because of its ability to build units and expand easily.

by colder September 19, 2011

35πŸ‘ 23πŸ‘Ž


Console War

A pointless, semi-retarded argument fought between fanboys of consoles like Xbox 360, PS3, and Wii.

Ten years ago, it was between the Gamecube, PS1, and the first Xbox. Twenty years ago it was between the SNES and Genesis.
Come on people, why can't you realize that actual computers are superior to consoles in every way?

When the majority of people become intelligent enough to realize a PC is better than any console, the console wars will end.

by colder November 1, 2011

15πŸ‘ 22πŸ‘Ž


Murka

How rednecks (like George W. Bush) pronounce "America".

Why do you hate murka?

by colder September 11, 2011

84πŸ‘ 27πŸ‘Ž


Steam

An awesome program made by Valve that lets you buy and download games directly to your computer. It also has a community system with a friend network, so you can play with other people online.

Often criticized by retards on the internet who think its slow and crashes too often. Blame your computer, folks, not Steam.

Steam has never crashed on me before, and its rarely slow. I haven't the slightest idea why people hate it.

by colder November 16, 2011

19πŸ‘ 52πŸ‘Ž


OP

1. Short for OverPowered, as in a weapon or unit that is too powerful

2. Something that should be nerfed

3. Something that noobs complain about whenever they get pwned by it

4. An acronym that does NOT stand for original poster

1. Dude, that is way too Op

2. Bungie nerfed the needler gun in Multiplayer, because people were complaining it was OP

3. (Getting raped by mass Zerglings in Starcraft)
Zerglings... So OP...

by colder August 30, 2011

6πŸ‘ 21πŸ‘Ž


Terraria

A game that's similar to Minecraft, but with worse graphics, 2D gameplay (yes, 2D still exists in the 21st century, though it shoudn't), and overall bad design. Not a very interesting game, but can get very addicting.

Other guy: Cmon, let's play some Terraria

Me: Why, so I can play Minecraft with less features and dimensions? No thank you.

by colder September 19, 2011

46πŸ‘ 652πŸ‘Ž