IGN

A video game review site, characterized by biased, poorly written reviews. Worships any new Call of Duty game that comes out, and gives games they don't like (RTS games, adventure games without guns and shooting, any game exclusively for PC or PS3) bad ratings just as an attempt to please their dark overlords, Microsoft, EA, and Activision.

Plus, it is owned by News Corporation (Does FOX News and Rupert Murdoch ring a bell?)

IGN is to the video game industry what the RIAA is to the music industry.

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Blumpkin

To receive fellatio while simultaneously defecating
(blowjob+dump+pumpkin=blumpkin). In other words, the best of both worlds.

I got a blumpkin from my girlfriend when I had to take a shit while we were having sex.

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SMS

An acronym for short message service, the thing that allows you to text on your phone.

Why would I waste breath with a stupid acronym like SMS when "text" is more concise?

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Rap

A form of primarily (but not exclusively) black music that comes from the hip-hop subculture. Centers mostly around touchy subjects like gang violence, social injustices, racism, and controversy in their music. Has produced songs of beautiful poetry with strong messages, as well as lovable and catchy beats.
Often bashed by ignorant people on Urban Dictionary who think that people like 50 cent and P Diddy are the best that rap's got to offer.

Truth is, most of the best rap artists, like Eminem, Tupac, Notorious BIG, Nas, and Common are not often featured on MTV. Thus, people who don't listen to REAL rap are subjected to talentless sellouts that the RIAA likes to sponsor.

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STFB

Storm the Fucking Base. A mod for the game Minecraft where you form a clan with your friends, build a fortress, and then spar with other clans for land, resources, and glory. Designed and hosted by RIT (Rochester Institute of Technology).

I'm going on the STFB server tonight, are you?

Hell yeah!

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It really do be like that sometimes

A catchphrase made famous by the Dr. Phil m&m, typically spoken in a fake Italian accent. Very therapeutic as it can be used to describe any situation.

Man, my girl ghosted me and told me she needed some time to herself, turns out she been cheating on me all along

“Damn, it really do be like that sometimes”

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LifesAGlitchTV

LifesAGlitchTV (or LagTV for short), is a Starcraft II Youtube channel that broadcasts When Cheese Fails, a series of game replays featuring cheesers, people who try to quickly win a game with an unconventional strategy.

Hosted by NovaWar and MaximusBlack (aka Adam and Jeff) from Canuckville, Canada, who are well-known for their catchphrases like "Shit the bed", "Sour about life", and "Bob the Zealot".

Did you see LifesAGlitchTV's new episode?

Yeah, it was hilarious, and I don't even play Starcraft!

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