Unfunny

The glorious lack of lulz.

Uncyclopedia, trying to be the politically correct, SFW clone of Encyclopedia Dramatica, is one of the most unfunny sites on the internet.

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Schvartse

The Yiddish word for "black". Equivalent of the English word, nigger.

Velkh? Zey derveyln a Schvartse oyf nosi? Oy vey!

What? They elected a negro for president? Oh, woe is me!

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TT

Acronym for "that's true" or "true that", an expression of agreement.

Person1: Wow, this movie sucks

Person2: TT

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Encyclopediadramatica.ch

The new domain name for the internet humor site Encyclopedia Dramatica, as its old domain name has been taken over by some crappy website called OhInternet.

Jim: Hey, why can't i get on Encyclopedia Dramatica? It keeps redirecting me to this gay page called Ohinternet.

Me: Go to encyclopediadramatica.ch, that's where the original site is.

Jim: Oh okay. Thanks.

(Goes on ED, much lulz ensues)

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CP

Can stand for many things, including:

1. Command Post (Star Wars Battlefront)

2. Control Point (Team Fortress 2, basically the same thing as definition #1)

3. Civil Protection (Half-Life 2)

4. Club Penguin

1. Capture that CP before the enemy regroups!

2. Example above^

3. CP units heading your way, Dr. Freeman

4. Go on CP tonight, I'll be on.

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Nigs Before Pigs

Similar to "Bros before hoes", this is a binding social contract among ghetto black individuals, stating that their fellow niggas will always come before pigs (the police).

Tyrone: Yo Jamal, imma bout to pick up one fine shaw-ty, can I borrow yo car and bring her home?
Jamal: Sorry, dawg. I gotta go see the cops to get ma parole hearing.
Tyrone: Cmon, man, nigs before pigs.
Jamal: Aight, just this once

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QQ more noob

An online term used on video game threads to tell someone to quit the game they are complaining about, because they are stupid or unskilled.

Originated from the RTS Warcraft, where pressing alt-QQ would immediately quit the game if they were getting pwned.
Unfortunately, some people mistake it for "cry more noob" because supposedly QQ resembles a crying face.

Noob: OMG PLEAse take oUt this gun it iS SOOOO overpowerd

Poster: QQ more noob. It is not overpowered, you just suck. Maybe that's why you keep getting pwned by it.

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