Dildonic Plague

The dildonic plague is used to describe a large flock of dildoes with plans to take over the nation to overthrow the might God allah

Jake: "DUDE LOOK AT THE NEWS"
Colin: "DUDE THE DILDONIC PLAGUE TOOK CONTROL OF THE WHITE HOUSE"
Cole: "NO WAY DUDE"

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Lamborghini My Doors

Mike: "So this bitch was suckin my balls and then she threw me on my back and lifted my legs like a bitch."

Tyler: " Bro did she eat your booty?"

Mike: " Yeah bro she lamborghinied my doors!"

Lamborghini My doors when having sex, your girl floors you on your back and lifts your legs up like a bitch. Thus Lamborghining your doors

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