Mitchell

A guy who tries to hide the fact he is a necrophiliac. Heavily obsessed with watching scat porn.

"We all know that Mitchell guy is such a necrophiliac"

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Colin

A nonce who works in a school and enjoys taking kids to his classroom which is found in one of the schools high-tech sheds; also known as Colin's Chamber of Secrets

"I'd hate to have Colin as a teacher, he's such a nonce"

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Hellier

A middle aged man who looks like a spud on legs; can be mistaken for Humpty Dumpty. If he teaches someone something they are guaranteed a fail.

"That Hellier is a fail in life"

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