alarm cocked

Waking up due to the discomfort from your raging morning wood.

Andy: Why are you up so early, Eric?

Eric: I got fucking alarm cocked again, this is the third time this week.

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Back biscuits

when the rolls on the back are to unconformed to make backtits.They are known as Back Biscuits.

When the back tit has no cottage cheese look more like a doublewide treestump on her back for no reason dem sums some big ol Back biscuits right der.

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