Pace University

A mainly art and business college in Manhattan, located in the financial district. Where wealthy fathers pay $80k a year so that their daughters can study the performing arts only to end up marrying a stockbroker they met on Wall St. Possibly one of the only institutions in America where straight white men are the minority. Mainly consisting of the girls and gays, Pace kids know how to party, which may be thanks to their $800 weekly allowances from their parents, allowing them to wear NYCs most luxurious brands and get shitfaced in clubs with the stars.

“Bro, aren’t you worried your girl is going to cheat on you in college?”
“Nah bro. She goes to Pace University. There aren’t straight men there.”

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