contacts

Don't wear them to sleep.

Guy A: my friend wore contacts to sleep, and they got stuck on the back of her eye and she had surgery to remove them .... yeah

Guy B (deep voice): That's pretty G.

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double penetration

when a female has two dicks shoved up some hole of hers

Mike: Man, I wanna see her gettin some double penetration

Dan: Watch gay porn if you want that many cocks, dude

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