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What someone's 4 year old son with down syndrome says he does with the vacuum cleaner every night.
When I asked my roommate Collin's son why he uses the vacuum cleaner every night, he says he's doing madturbate.
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Your one coworker who's always late, usually by several hours, but somehow never gets fired.
It's fucking 3 now, I was supposed to get off at 10 but it's Gill who was supposed to come in and take over.
When she does come in I should key her car, "10 PM"
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Her moist fillet looks like roast beef dude, she's had way too much sex.