Blue Kiss of Death

1. When using an outhouse and dropping a solid deuce, the blue outhouse water that shoots back up and splashes in the exposed butthole is known as the Blue Kiss of Death.

"I thought I was done taking a shit, but as I pinched off that last loaf, the blue kiss of death got me. Now my asshole is going to be wet all day long."

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Freckler

When taking a shit that it seems it will be a massive solid, but comes out in little bursts that end up dotting the whole toilet with crap. Notice the resemblance to freckles on a face.

"Hey thanks for letting me use your shitter Dave."
"Your welcome man, anytime."
"Bad news though, I left you a freckled toilet."
"Not the Freckler!! Thats not cool man."

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