when performing the doggy style position with your woman you grab on to her hair and curl your wrist so the hair wraps around your hand, giving you a really good grip. then you put your elbow into the small of her back and do a curl.
tom gave jane a nico press last night, now she's half bald.
when vacationing in thailand you or any one of your friends will buy several inexpensive whores and not share them even when it is obvious you wont be using all of them.
Tom- man, did you see the girls i got?
Bob- yeah, nice choice, mind if i borrow the one in blue?
Tom- sorry, they are all mine
Bob- dude, youre such a fucking one way
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