coloring books for christmas

The cartoonish state of dazed semi-awareness obtained by being black-jacked by a bar of soap in a sock. Used to dazzling effect by personal-security-blogger SayUncle of Knoxville. USA.

"Sure, it’s not whiz-bang tacticool but one smack upside the noggin and it’s coloring books for Christmas."

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Buffalo Squeeze

A pose struck by an ecdysiast ('stripper' to you) in which the arms are crossed below the breasts, emphasizing their cleavage and extension.

"Pasties and a g-string, beer and a shot, Portland through a shot glass and a Buffalo Squeeze" --Tom Waits