Whatever floats your waterlogged boat.

Used instead of whatever floats your waterlogged goat, whatever floats your boat, whatever floats your goat, etc etc.
Used by smart people who are trying to prove they're up to date with both science and popular culture. Boats are made so they don't get waterlogged you wannabe college graduates!

Jeorne: Yeah, I wanna kill some australian maps.
Geekni: Whatever floats your waterlogged boat. See what I did there? Coz it's in the water? See? See?
Jeorne: riiiiight...

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Olivia

Very shy and beautiful. She has a lot of friends and is loved by everyone in her presence.

Katie: Omg, do you know Olivia?
Halley: Yeah, she's my best friend!
Katie: No, she's my best friend, bitch!

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Lykke Li

A completely awesome singer songwriter who people UNFAIRLY dismiss with "her nose sucks".
WTF PEOPLE!

Girl: Heard Lykke Li's new song?
MORON: Her nose sucks.
Girl: smh you anti-feminist misogynistic material-based shallow dick!
MORON: So...you wanna have sex?

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Whatever floats your waterlogged goat.

Used instead of whatever floats your boat, whatever floats your goat, and whatever floats your waterlogged boat". A goat totally can't float, because it's waterlogged. See?

Joe: I'm gonna do an internet!
Pete: Whatever floats your waterlogged goat...
Joe: What the actual fuck?

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